Over the last couple of stressful months, I haven't paid any attention to my eating habits. It seems that I had gone back to my old ways, eating whatever I wanted because.....well, just because I could. Deep down I knew that this was unhealthy, along with the fact that I hadn't gone to the gym either. No problem with that! I was burning all kinds of calories unpacking boxes and walking up and down all those stairs!! Riiiiiiight.
So with all this in mind, I gathered my Weight Watchers membership card, my weigh-in book and went online to look up the closest WW meeting. I decided to go to the Wednesday morning meeting and get started again. I was determined! As I was backing out of the driveway on that Wednesday morning, I was fully aware that the across-the-street neighbors had a very large moving van in their driveway. It was backed in with the front end out into the street. Somehow I misjudged the distance of the street and the truck and smacked right into it. Upon getting out of my car, I saw the damage done to my poor car's rear bumper and then looked to see what I had done to the truck. I looked, and looked again. NOTHING! What was this thing made of, and why can't they make cars out of it? I received words of sympathy from my neighbor and a couple passing by in a car, and the moving van guy said not to worry about his vehicle because "nothing's gonna hurt this truck".
After being assured by the van guy that everything was ok, I went on my way. I did call Mark to tell him what had happened and told him where I was headed. I got to Weight Watchers only slightly shaken and after weighing in, was a little more shaken. I've been going to Weight Watchers for several years and know how meetings can be. The same people tend to go to the same meetings each week, more or less, and it can get a teeny bit cliquish. So while getting my share of "who is she?" glances from the other attendees, I chose a seat in the back corner. A few minutes into the meeting, one of the WW employees comes in and asks if there is a Cathy Pa...Pal... I say my name and she replies that yes, indeed, that is it and then proceeds to tell me that there is a phone call for me. What? No one gets phone calls at WW meetings! (Cell phones are strictly prohibited. Oh, heaven forbid if your phone rings during a meeting.) All eyes are on me as I go to the phone. So much for trying to be inconspicuous. On the phone is a Weight Watchers operator saying that I have to call my husband right away. It's a police matter! I know what it is right away, and this is confirmed when I call Mark. The moving van guy has been told by his boss that he has to call the police despite the non-damage to his truck. Just damn. More Weight Watchers ladies' eyes on me as I leave. Oh well, they'll probably never see me again because I'll be in jail.
When I got home, there was a officer from the sheriff's department sitting in his car. I'm already putting my hands out for the cuffs as I walk to the police vehicle. But the policeman greets me, tells me that he's glad that I came back and then shakes his head sympathetically at the damage to my car. I find out that even though most of my car and most of the moving van were on private property, the impact actually took place on the public road, making it necessary for the police to be called. I also learn that I'm not going to be cited, but I have to remember the public road thing the next time something happens. I assure him that I certainly would remember that. No problem!
So I won't be going to the pokey! Or to court, where people will yell at me and I will cry. Yea!
But these questions remain: Will I be known by my neighbors as the crazy lady who crashed her car into a parked moving van? Will the Weight Watchers ladies always remember me as the crazy lady who had to run out of a meeting after receiving a phone call at the meeting place?
I guess only time will tell. I also know for a fact that after trying on some jeans that I haven't worn all summer, I WILL be going back to Weight Watchers. And cutting down on cookies. And pie.
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